Mustache Bandages

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If you get scratched or scuffed easily, you might not have a strong enough Mustache. These Mustaches will be there for your mishaps. They're flesh-toned with a stylish little Mustache on each that will accentuate your actual Mustache (if you got one). So don't fear the mailbox, silverware drawer, or shaving your face anymore. You've got a suave way to make a bad thing look really good. Few people know that Mustache Bandages have been around for a long time. The great Charlie Chaplin, once had a nasty shaving cut on his upper lip and therefore used a Mustache Bandage to cover up. Before he knew it, it was his trademark Mustache. Decades and decades of Mustache Bandages ensued. Sigmund Freud, President Theodore Roosevelt, Tom Selleck, Salvador Dali, Hulk Hogan, and many more. Get ready to rock your own 'Stache.

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