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Valentine's is the perfect time for a romantic date. However, dates can be hard to arrange for most of us busy professionals. That's why we've imagineered the perfect solution. John will always break your falls, he loves to watch the game with you, barbecue, go to the gym, and chill at the beach. He's the ultimate man's man and an obvious ladies' man. He's the strong, silent type who really knows how to make you comfortable, especially as a pillow or flotation device. He comes without clothing so that you can personalize his style to fit your ideal guy. He loves smooth jazz and hip hop, loves to golf and is made of high quality vinyl. - Your Stupid new Date stands at 60 and is NON x-rated.
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