Bloody Towel

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This luxurious white Towel has one little problem... it's covered in Blood. Oh well, it may just add a little red to your complexion. Perhaps people will think you're a bit tanner. Actually the Blood is part of the Towel, no Blood will actually transfer onto you but people will think you're a killer or had an accident.

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