Storm Trooper Dashboard Driver

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The Troopers are at your command and ready to attack the deviously slow car in front of you. Order them to engage and the road is your galactic battlefield. This Trooper speaks at the push of a button or in "motion-activated" mode:

"Open the blast doors."
"Let me see your identification."
"There's one, set for stun."
"You can go about your business."
"Look sir, droids."
"Stop that ship, blast them."
"Close the blast doors."
"The Death Star plans are not in the main computer."
"Move along."

Keep your Trooper on alert for sand monsters, droids, and back seat drivers at all times.

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