Geezer Glasses

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Geezers are a hot commodity these days. They're so hard to find that their market value has sky-rocketed. You may know someone who's a true Geezy Geezer on the inside but his or her exterior may be too pretty, manicured, or normal. These special Glasses allow them to become the full-embodiment of their true nature. People can see them for their gnarled, disfigured and highly offensive natural essence. Give someone you love (or don't love as much) the chance to be the Geezer they have the potential to be. Latex nose, synthetic hair eyebrows and nostril accent hair all included!

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