Douchebag Alert Button

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It's time to shout out to all the Douchebags in town! When you feel the presence of a Douche, set the Button out and watch the fun fly. The seemingly playful Button looks like it'll say something cute and funny. Don't be fooled... this Button will lash out with over 10, highly offensive phrases that signal a "Douchebag Alert." Albeit there are no actual curse words uttered, your victim(s) will be highly offended/confused. I find it particularly useful to attach it to my jacket and when confronted with the real deal, slap it hard. It's a bit awkward in places like the grocery store and at work but it sure gets the message out loud and clear. Hear phrases like: "Class A Douchebag here", "Analyzing...Douchebag status confirmed", "Whoa! Such a Douchebag", and so many more! Did I mention this sucker is LOUD!

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